Canal Jokes

In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery
A port, a canal and a winery
An to thrill you to bits
All the girls have 10 tits
That is if you count them in binary
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal.
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
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