But Jokes

I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be Americaโ€™s Most Wanted, but youโ€™re at the top of my Watch List.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Tricks arenโ€™t really my thing. But youโ€™re sure a treat.
Thatโ€™s a nice Witch costume, but you wonโ€™t be needing the broom anymore, because youโ€™ve already swept me off my feet.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
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