I've always wanted to become a podiatrist, but was made to train as a paediatrician first.
Baby steps.
I just quit my job as a train driver a few weeks ago.
I can't help but feel that my life has gone off the rails since.
I was running to catch a train yesterday, but just as I was approaching it...
I realized my net wasn't big enough.
I tried to tell my favourite joke about trains, but it got derailed.
What is as big as a steam locomotive, but weighs nothing? Its shadow.