But Jokes

You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You might not be Americaโ€™s Most Wanted, but youโ€™re at the top of my Watch List.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Tricks arenโ€™t really my thing. But youโ€™re sure a treat.
Thatโ€™s a nice Witch costume, but you wonโ€™t be needing the broom anymore, because youโ€™ve already swept me off my feet.
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