Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Annie
Annie Who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
If there’s an invasion army of endless flies attacking, who you gonna call?
The fly S.W.A.T. Team!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils?
How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed!
What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line!
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion.
What do you call a very religious person that sleep walks? a Roman Catholic
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
Why do vampires seem sick?
They’re always coffin.
Why did the birdie go to the hospital? To get a tweetment.
Can February March? No. But April May.
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered!
What do you call a bear with no socks on? Bare-foot.
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.
What’s Thanos’ favorite app to talk to friends?
Snap chat.
What scares a caterpillar?
A dog-erpillar!
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.
'I've lost five dollars,' sobbed Johnny.
'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.'
Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever.
'Now what is it ?' asked his dad.
'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten dollars!'
What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer!
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon? Because he was a paleontologist.
Can I tell you a joke about paper. Nah, never mind, its tearable.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO!
What do you call a condiment with a hit single? a must"heard"
Why was the broom late? It over swept!
Q: What is a dentist's favorite animal?
A: A molar bear!
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock
How does a suit put his child into bed? He tux him in.
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