Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy all over in the morning.
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You've got cancer.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Double
Double who?
W!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?