With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
There’s no trick in these pants.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
I am a mean green machine.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
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