Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
There’s no trick in these pants.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Nice pumpkins!
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
I am a mean green machine.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
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