Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Nice pumpkins!
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
I am a mean green machine.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
There’s no trick in these pants.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
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