The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
There’s no trick in these pants.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I am a mean green machine.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
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