With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
There’s no trick in these pants.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
I wanna bob for your apples.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
Nice pumpkins!
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
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