I am a mean green machine.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
There’s no trick in these pants.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
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