Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
There’s no trick in these pants.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
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