Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.