Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.