Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.