Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"