A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.