Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!