How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.