Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.