Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.