Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.