Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.