Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.