Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.