Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.