Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.