How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.