Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.