Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.