Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.