Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.