Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.