Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.