Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
I perform best when I’m wet.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
You really flipturn me on.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Permission to board?
Nice life preservers.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?