Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Nice life preservers.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.