Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You really flipturn me on.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I perform best when I’m wet.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Permission to board?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Nice life preservers.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?