You'd make for some real smooth sailing
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Nice life preservers.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You really flipturn me on.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Permission to board?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I perform best when I’m wet.