If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You really flipturn me on.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Nice life preservers.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Permission to board?
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
I perform best when I’m wet.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.