Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You really flipturn me on.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Permission to board?
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Nice life preservers.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.