Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it's uncalled for.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It's a gnocchia.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.