Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.