My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.