If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I for one
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What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
How come the mummy doesn't want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.