I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It's chordless.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?