Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
I named my phone "The Titanic" because it's always syncing.
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.