Unlike Jokes

“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”

- Lloyd Alexander.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. -- Mahatma Ghandi
Unlike fairy tales, the stories of Egyptian mummies always goes from riches to rags.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder nut milk.