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Training Jokes

Puns
I'm training to be an anesthetist, so I asked the head surgeon "Can I practice on my self first?"
He said "Sure, knock yourself out!"
Cycling Pick Up Lines
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Blond Jokes
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you'll be able to recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
Running Puns
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Jogging Pick Up Lines
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Salt Puns
When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.
Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.
Boat Puns
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
Gorilla Puns
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Dolphin Puns
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.