Tips Jokes

Hair Puns

What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears?
Frosted tips.

Pizza Puns

What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.

Doctor Puns

Did you know that doctors that perform circumscisions don’t make a lot of money for those operations?
They only get paid in tips.

Funny Limericks

There was an Old Man of Melrose,
Who walked on the tips of his toes;
But they said, 'It ain't pleasant,
To see you at present,
You stupid Old Man of Melrose.

Elephant Puns

I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.