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Thought Jokes

Food Quotes
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
Spotify Pick Up Lines
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Friendship Quotes
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
Space Pick Up Lines
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Sun Pick Up Lines
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Classic Pick Up Lines
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Funny Health Quotes
“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
Garden Quotes
"I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn."
- C.E. Cowman
Tableware Puns
My son took his jar collection way too far
When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar.
Instead of a swear jar I have a negativity jar. Everytime I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
It's half empty.