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Shark Puns
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Funny Money Quotes
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
Tiger Puns
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Lion Puns
What do you get when you cross a lion with a parrot?
I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen.
Christian Quotes
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. -- Doris Egan
Parrot Puns
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.