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Steam Jokes

Ice Puns
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
Appliance Puns
The tea pot sounds so angry!
Nah, its just letting off some steam.
I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.
My friend reckons I have selfie steam issues
Fish Puns
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
Hot Dog Puns
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
Train Puns
What is as big as a steam locomotive, but weighs nothing? Its shadow.
What did the Mama Steam Engine say to her Baby Steam Engine at supper time? “Choo choo!”
Whale Puns
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
Deer Puns
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Laundry Puns
If you're stressed, try ironing clothes.
It's a great way to let off some steam.