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Species Jokes

Troll Puns
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
Animal Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Color Puns
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Heart Puns
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
Orange Puns
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Eye Puns
Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?
It's called a unicornea.