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Sour Jokes

Worm Puns
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Pickle Puns
What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A tro-pickle fish.
Spice Puns
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Lemon Puns
What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
One Liners for Kids
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
Cow Puns
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.