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Shorter Jokes

Yard Puns
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
Birthday Puns
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
Funny Aging Quotes
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." - Robert Quillen"
Knight Puns
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Birthday Jokes
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
Ant Puns
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.