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Serves Jokes

Monster Puns
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
Tableware Puns
Did you hear about the nun who got into trouble for drinking communion wine from her convent's medieval goblet?
No, but it serves her rite.
Tennis Puns
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Ocean Puns
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Food Quotes
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
Quotes
“L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there’s a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson — and when he shows up, they tell him there’ll be a ten-minute wait.”
Bill Maher