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Sail Jokes

Puns
I bought a boat because it was for sail.
Viking Puns
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
History Puns
Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?
It was too far to swim.
Ocean Puns
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
Boat Puns
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers!