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Roots Jokes

Math Puns
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Baseball Puns
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
Tree Puns
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
Flower Pick Up Lines
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Person of Bangor,
Whose face was distorted with anger!
He tore off his boots,
And subsisted on roots,
That irascible Person of Bangor.
Pea Puns
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.