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Punishment

Bread Puns
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Orange Puns
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Quotes
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
Betty White
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
Betty White
Medieval Puns
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
Literary Pick Up Lines
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Band Puns
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."