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Potter Jokes

Otter Puns
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession?
hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
Halloween Puns
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
Seal Puns
What does Harry Potter use when sealing packages?
His Parceltongue.
Horse Puns
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
Cherry Puns
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
One Liners for Kids
Why did Harry Potter throw away all his old potions?
They were past their hexpiration date!