Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and the sizzlin' steak platter.
"Here's your steak," the bartender says. "Be careful, that plate is really hot."
"Oh, no worries," the guy replies. "I'm not really attracted to plates."
What did the plate say to the refrigerator?
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
Is plate throwing a trully Olympic sport?
Discuss.
Minding my own business, when someone I thought was my friend threw a serving plate full of bumblebees at me.
I was bee-trayed.
Was arguing with a friend in a restaurant recently when the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and the coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides.
A plate of sandwiches walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.
Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster.
I said to her, are going to eat that whole plate of spaghetti??
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl