Pearl Jokes

What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
What do you call an onion that is very valuable to jewelers? You call it a pearl onion.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”
“Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
“Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”