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Outdoors Jokes

Gorilla Puns
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Tennis Puns
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Running Puns
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Weather Puns
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.