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Outdoors Jokes

Running Puns
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Tennis Puns
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Weather Puns
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Gorilla Puns
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.