Original Jokes

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
There’s a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything.
We call her Tracey.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.