Opponent Jokes

Chess Puns

What did Michael Jackson say to his chess opponent?
“It don’t matter if you’re black or white.”

Knight Puns

What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!

Tennis Puns

A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!

Peach Puns

What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"

Heart Puns

I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.