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Olympics Jokes

Cherry Puns
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Werewolf Puns
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Meat Puns
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
Flamingo Puns
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
France Puns
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Cheese Puns
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle