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Funny Aging Quotes
"I've never known a person who lives to be 110 who is remarkable for anything else." —Josh Billings
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Easter Pick Up Lines
I could never Passover you.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!"
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
"Go, and never darken my towels again."
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
Clothes Pick Up Lines
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Sun Pick Up Lines
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.