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Neighborhood Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Arm Puns
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now it’s the neighborhood watch.
Onion Puns
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
Quotes
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield
Dinosaur Puns
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Squirrel Puns
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Weather Puns
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Beaver Puns
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.