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Mount Jokes

Funny Birthday Poems
What is age, but something to count?
Some people fight it, like climbing a mount.
I choose to live, with dignity and grace,
And offer a drink, to all in this place.

(Julie Hebert)
Christian Pick Up Lines
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Mountain Puns
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
Book Puns
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Mummy Puns
Approximately how many Egyptians can be fitted inside a pyramid? A pharaoh mount.
Dad Jokes
Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved
It’s completely unprecedented.