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Modern Jokes

Movie Pick Up Lines
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Medieval Puns
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
History Puns
If George Frederic Handel would be born in the modern era, his favorite song would be "Club Can't Even Handel Me."
Funny Health Quotes
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
Viking Puns
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once." - Dave Barry