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Funny Work Quotes
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
River Puns
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Funny Animal Quotes
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
- Mark Twain
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.”

- Mark Twain.
Funny Limericks
There was a Young Lady of Parma,
Whose conduct grew calmer and calmer;
When they said, 'Are you dumb?'
She merely said, 'Hum!'
That provoking Young Lady of Parma.
Funny Health Quotes
"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die."