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Mention Jokes

Math Puns
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
Friendship Quotes
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
Jokes For Women
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Mouth Puns
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
Beaver Puns
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.