Mention Jokes

“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."