Mental Jokes

Twinkle twinkle little star.
You should know just what you are.
Once you know just what you are,
the mental hospital isn't that far
What’s the best way to find a truly committed man?
Visit the closest mental hospital.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.