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Maintain Jokes

Biology Puns
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Nuts Puns
Why was the backstroke done by the squirrel?
“The squirrel preferred to maintain his nuts dry.”
Toilet Puns
They don’t maintain the outhouses at our campground anymore...
They’re real sh** holes.
Potato Puns
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
Funny Animal Quotes
“In order to maintain a well­-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.” —Peterborough Examiner, Canada