Mac Jokes

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He got it.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
“Nurse: handing me a newborn You got this? Me: Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re-read the instructions for mac ‘n’ cheese” – @mommy_cusses
"Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass." - Mac MacGuff in Juno
Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store? She wanted a Big Mac meal.
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.