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Luggage Jokes

Puns
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
Animal Puns
What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
Snake Puns
What do you call luggage made of snakeskin?
Ex-hiss baggage.
Travel Puns
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Clever Jokes
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
Travel Pick Up Lines
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Physics Puns
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
Flight Puns
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.