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Luggage Jokes

Animal Puns
What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
Travel Pick Up Lines
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Flight Puns
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Clever Jokes
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
Travel Puns
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Physics Puns
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
Snake Puns
What do you call luggage made of snakeskin?
Ex-hiss baggage.
Puns
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.